Friday, November 3, 2023

Contest #873

My Entry
"Your triglycerides are elevated, but the bigger problem is you're a potato."

Don't worry, Mr. P. Mine are elevated also.

Monday, October 23, 2023

Contest #872

My Entry
"I hear there's a lovely meteor shower predicted this evening."

Meteor shower, get it? Because a huge meteor destroyed the dinosaurs. So this is really funny. I won't be taking any further questions at this time.

Thursday, October 19, 2023

Contest #871

My Entry
"Oooh, look how the eyes of newt turn red from the flash!"

Not a big fan of this one either. Let's blame it on the cartoon.

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Contest #870

My Entry
"But what if the baby favors more of a social democratic economic system?"

Well, it's eleven(!!) years later, and I decided to pick this back up. Unfortunately the contest I start with is a pretty crappy cartoon.

I couldn't think what to do with it, so I looked up "alternatives to capitalism" and just went with it.

The Winning Entry
Jerrold E. Fink, Highland Park, Ill.
"Of course, we'll place it higher if it's a girl."

Meh.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Contest #341

My Entry
"The semiaquatic lifestyle just doesn't do it for me."

This seems like a nice, bland, winning entry, doesn't it?