My Cartoon Rejects
A weekly chronicle of my failed attempts
to win the New Yorker™ Caption Contest
Friday, November 3, 2023
Monday, October 23, 2023
Contest #872
My Entry
Meteor shower, get it? Because a huge meteor destroyed the dinosaurs. So this is really funny. I won't be taking any further questions at this time.
Thursday, October 19, 2023
Contest #871
My Entry
Not a big fan of this one either. Let's blame it on the cartoon.
Wednesday, October 18, 2023
Contest #870
My Entry
Well, it's eleven(!!) years later, and I decided to pick this back up. Unfortunately the contest I start with is a pretty crappy cartoon.
I couldn't think what to do with it, so I looked up "alternatives to capitalism" and just went with it.
The Winning Entry
Meh.
Tuesday, October 17, 2023
Monday, July 16, 2012
Contest #342
Link: New Yorker Caption Contest #342, July 23, 2012
You can't call yourself a Seinfeld fan if you don't recognize this one.
Of course, that means "I can't find my receipt, my place is a sty" and "my wife is a slut" are also out of the running.
Monday, July 2, 2012
Contest #341
Link: New Yorker Caption Contest #341, July 9, 2012
My Entry
This seems like a nice, bland, winning entry, doesn't it?
Don't worry, Mr. P. Mine are elevated also.