Monday, March 26, 2012

Contest #327

My Entry
"Hey, I think I figured out what happened
to the previous owners."
The Winning Entry
Michael Albertson, Sunnyside, NY
"Marco!"

OK, granted, mine's lame, but honestly I can't figure out the winner here.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Contest #326

My Entry
"...but when I try to get close, it's always 'You're
smothering me! You're smothering me!'"
The Winning Entry
Stan Kantrowitz, Los Angeles, CA
"I keep forming inappropriate attachments."

I thought I did pretty good here. My clinical psychologist wife admires the use of "inappropriate attachments" in the winner.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Contest #325

My Entry
"There's something funny going on
around here, Dennis."

My first attempt receives a blank look from Meg. I can't help it, I really like this one.

The Winning Entry
Terence Krista, Richmond, CA
"Looks like a culture of denial."