Contest #342

Link: New Yorker Caption Contest #342, July 23, 2012

You can't call yourself a Seinfeld fan if you don't recognize this one.

In this week's cartoon caption contest, we're giving you the chance to re-caption the drawing that Elaine submitted to The New Yorker on an episode of "Seinfeld".

Elaine’s caption: "I wish I were taller."

Of course, that means "I can't find my receipt, my place is a sty" and "my wife is a slut" are also out of the running.